The other day I wrote on Weddingbee about how this random guy sort of hit on me while I was walking down the street to work.

I didn’t include the funniest part of the story though, because I didn’t want people to think I was being snarky or whatnot; I’m totally not trying to be anything even close to that, I swear. But I still think there MUST be some people out there that think this is funny…

After we parted ways (me: very relieved), I turned the corner and walked into a Starbucks, and while I was rifling through my purse looking for change, POOF!, he magically appeared beside me again.

It would have been kind of creepy, except that he wasn’t at all smarmy or too forward or anything like that. He actually seemed sort of shy, which was endearing.

And as he passed me his business card, he said, “I just wanted to give you this…”

(are you ready for this?)

“… I’m a relationship consultant.”

Am I the only one out there that thinks it’s mighty hilarious that a guy who’s a relationship consultant would hit on a gal wearing an engagement ring??

Poor, sweet guy.

I’m still chuckling about it.